Us women have suffered for far too long! We've been there, isolated from our other half's world. Left to fend for ourselves for 90 minutes, frantically searching for other things to do whilst being rudely ignored by the zombie in front of the box set.
For generations men have worshipped football as if it was a religion.
The Big G: Jerome Valcke
Jezza Christ: Fabio Capello
The 'Trustee?' Disciples: Football Team
The Followers: Fans
Judas/Devil: John Terry
